Why is the world filled with things that suck?
I give you, for example, some things that suck [with some non-sucking things to cancel out a little of the badness]:
- The Tennessee Senate: Sucks. [This church in Kentucky does not suck]
- Texas and Oklahoma: Both Suck. [Planned Parenthood does not suck, however, so consider donating to them or to your local non-CPC women's clinic -- I'm a big fan of the Feminist Women's Health Center, so you oughta donate to them, too]
- Crazy wives/mothers of cop-killing “sovereign citizens”: Suck. [No, there's nothing to cancel out this amount of suck.]
- The “Ladies Against Feminism”: Suck. [However, No Longer Quivering doesn't suck.]
- LZ Granderson: Sucks. [And if you need to know why, read this and this -- Shakespeare's Sister and Pigtail Pals don't suck.]
[Note: Delaware also does not suck]
I’ll now go back to my regularly scheduled reading of BBC articles about the Assize of Nuisance and conditions of privies in medieval London, ’cause that shit stinks a little less than a lot of the above.