The Internet is Wrong:
I Am Right
First Annual Smrt Lernins Conference on Me-o-centrism
Topics covered will include:
- Me-o-centrism: They Know It’s All About Me, But They’re Denying It
- Introduction to the Mechanics of Me-o-centrism
- Scientific Experiments Showing Homeschooling Parents Are Motionless at Their Laptops
- Scientific Evidence: I Am the Center of the Universe
- Answering Common Objections to it Being All About Me
- Homeschooling: You’re Doing It Wrong/Parenting: You’re Doing It Wrong (a course in two parts)
- Being Wrong on the Internet: You Can Do It, Too!
- Why Can’t You Just Shut Up and Accept My Word As Good Enough Proof!
- Validation for Homeschoolers (limited seating available)
- Evidence For a Literal Interpretation of My Blog: What Does the Script Say?
The Internet is Wrong: I Am Right is a detailed and comprehensive treatment of the scientific evidence supporting Me-o-centrism, the academic belief that I am the center of the universe, and that it does, in fact, revolve around me. Garnering scientific evidence from the Well Trained Mind forums, Facebook, YouTube, and the people who read my blog, The Internet is Wrong shows that the debate between me and the rest of the Internet is much more than a difference of opinion. It’s also that they’re all wrong. So very, very wrong.
Placing myself at the center of the universe is not only scientifically awesome, but is a very stable model that works out pretty darn well for me (and we all know, it is all about me). Me-o-centrism is supported by the vast web pages that show that everything I know is right, that everything you know is wrong, and that if you don’t agree with me, you’re just closed-minded.
The best part about The Internet is Wrong: I Am Right is that I don’t even have to leave my house for this conference. It all comes right to me! Embrace the science of me-o-centrism, and the world will come right to you, too.
