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Secular Thursday: Is (Public) Education a War?

Posted in Secular Thursdays by Smrt Mama
Aug 26 2010
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The Institute for Democratic Education in America (IDEA) posted a great article today, “The Teacher as Soldier,” addressing statements by public figures about recruiting an “army of teachers” and questioning what war, exactly, these teachers are fighting. The author presents the troubling paradigm of, “Generals and leaders – Administration and the government; Privates/Soldiers – teachers; Civilians/those to be “aided” – students ([...]the group that needs to be fought for – to have things done for them because we don’t see them fit to achieve for themselves) [...] = The War for Education.”

Teachers as low ranked soldiers in a battle (against whom?) to educate passive, helpless student learners; administrators and politicians as detached leaders of a battle in which they aren’t even getting their hands dirty. Not a pretty picture. Not a picture the author enjoys. Is it really that far from the truth, though?

I think public education has become a combat scenario, to some extent, but it’s not a war for education. I’m not sure it’s a war for anything. It’s a skirmish between players with little vested interest, like politicians with children in private school. It’s a battle between Republican tax cuts and the systems that are now so underfunded that they can’t let staff into the building until the day school starts, leaving schedules unfinished, classrooms not set up, curriculum not set in stone. It’s a conflict between the few teachers who are genuinely invested in the success of their students and the administrative status quo that is focused solely on test scores. In this scenario, students are not the citizens being helped, but the friendly fire casualties of a large system floundering and firing randomly, hoping to hit a target they can’t even agree upon.

This is a pretty bleak picture of public education. It’s not an accurate portrayal of every teacher, school, administration, or system. There’s no denying that there’s a strong element of this in public education as a whole, however. Our own experiences in public education certainly point to that. No one was fighting on Captain Science’s behalf but us, and it was a fight we were well aware we shouldn’t have to fight: a fight for him to not be bullied by a teacher who felt threatened by gifted students, a fight for him to spend his days doing something other than worksheets, a fight to have any expression of creativity not squashed out of hand.

Parents have to fight with teachers and administrators to have their children’s most basic educational needs met, and while we’re doing that fighting, more and more funds are diverted away from the children who need them most. It’s obvious who the administration values — not the gifted students and not the special needs students. For the parents of those children, public education can be a constant battle.

The author of the IDEA piece writes, “Learning is not a war, it is an adventure. While it can be used as a tool to equip oneself with the awareness necessary to achieve justice, learning overall is discovery and an intriguing challenge.”

She’s right. Learning is not a war. Education, however, is most certainly a battlefield.

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Why She Isn’t a Secular Homeschooler

Posted in Secular Lernins, Secular Thursdays by Smrt Mama
Aug 20 2010
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I received a pingback on the Secular Thursday page this morning from the blogger of Quarks and Quirks. After reading through the article that linked back to the secthurs page, I am strongly recommending it to all of you. Take some time to read through “Why We’re Not Secular Homeschoolers” and give it careful thought. It presents a differing set of opinions and attitudes to those that have lead many of us to write our Secular Thursday posts.

I think she misses the mark on a few points (for instance, I don’t believe it’s anger, but a search for “tribal” camaraderie in an overall non-Secular homeschool world, that drives most of us to participate in Secular Thursday), but she took the time to address this issue with great care and has invited polite discussion on it. I do think she hit the nail rather squarely on the head by pointing out that “secular” seems to translate too often to “atheist” or “anti-religious,” rather than “not overtly or specifically religious” (the definition she uses in her post and the one that I follow), leaving those of us that believe in something, but who don’t make that something the focus of our academic exploration, out in the cold.

I hope you’ll take her up on her invitation to participate in a conversation on secular homeschooling. Share why you’re a secular homeschooler (or why you aren’t), why you participate in Secular Thursday (or why you don’t), how you address issues of religion, secularity, etc. (or how you don’t).

ETA: I really wanted this to be the dialogue she requested, but apparently she’s only interested in a conversation with those whose opinions match her own, sadly. I see several great comments from you guys, but no responses. :(

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Secular Thursday: Public schoolers don’t have the market cornered on worry

Posted in Secular Thursdays by Smrt Mama
Aug 19 2010
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My friend Heather’s oldest daughter is about to do something absolutely ridiculous: start first grade. I’m pretty sure she’s not allowed to be old enough to do that. In the spirit of preparing for this next stage in academic development, she IM’d me with this cute little message:

So, things homeschoolers never worry about:
1) Will the new teacher like my child?
2) Will my daughter make friends?
3) What if she doesn’t have any of her friends from last year in her new class?
4) Why am I sharpening so many damned pencils?

Oh, sweetie! Have I lead you to believe that the life of a homeschooler is a really so carefree? What a travesty! True, I don’t have to worry about teachers liking my child, but other than that? I have worries! I’m not worry free!

I worry about, on any given day:

1. Will my child be able to maintain his friendships with his public school friends?
2. Will my child have ample opportunities to socialize w/ homeschooling friends?
3. Will we cover all the subjects we need to cover?
4. Will getting in to college be too hard?
5. Does he hate homeschooling?
6. Does he hate me?
7. Would we all be happier if he were still enrolled in public school?
8. How on earth will I cover everything we need to cover?
9. Am I a failure for not having started Latin yet?
10. How about a modern foreign language?
11. Do my kids dress funny?
12. Are my kids well-adjusted?
13. Will my kids manage to actually pass those standardized tests?
14. If they don’t, what does that say about them?
15. If they don’t, what does that say about me?
16. Will I ever get a chance to sleep in again?
17. Do people think I’m doing this because I’m obsessed with Jesus?
18. What would Jesus think about this whole homeshooling business?
19. Am I way more boring than I used to be?
20. Why am I sharpening so many damn pencils?

See, Heather? We worry, too. We probably worry more, because the buck stops here. If our kids are all screwed up, we have no one else to blame but ourselves…and everyone KNOWS it!

Enjoy your babygirl’s first grade year and don’t feel too envious of us homeschoolers. We have it pretty good, but we don’t have it worry-free.

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Weekly Reviewins: Week 2 (down to business)

Posted in Homeschoolins, Secular Lernins, Weekly Rewiewins by Smrt Mama
Aug 13 2010
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This has been a great week for working on projects and getting things done.

Our Life of Fred: Beginning Algebra and Home Companion books finally arrived. Captain Science completed lessons 1-3 in Home Companion. He also had his first Math Olympiad team meeting last night. I’m not exactly sure what he worked on or how well he did, but he enjoyed it, and enjoying math is a goal that all parents should want their parents to achieve! We’ll go weekly on Thursday, 6:30-7:30, which makes Thursdays a busy day for us!

Captain Science is still working on his Pantheon Project, writing the blurbs for the cards. We’re waiting on our next MCT curriculum to get here, so this is a good opportunity for him to focus on a little writing. He’s completed the work on the Greek pantheon cards and will go ahead and do the Roman pantheon next. Speaking of Rome, he also finished all the flash cards for Cesar’s English I, which we should have been doing this whole time, I realize now. It really cements the words in his memory. We’ll continue with the flash cards for the remainder of the book and with Cesar’s English II.

Computer programming began this week, too. It was mainly vocabulary and history of computers, but a nice foundation on which to build. We’ll be setting aside a two hour block every Thursday for Captain S to work on it. The final project of this semester is to program a game of Pong!

We’re finished the first unit in our PLATO Earth Science course. Captain Science passed the skill mastery test with 96%. He started the second unit today. We’re working on science four days a week, M/T/W/F.

Captain Science has almost finished reading The Secret Garden. It’s a nice change of pace from Where the Red Fern Grows, what with no dogs dying. He was excited to recognize one of the sentences from the first chapter, which has been used in Cesar’s English I as an example sentence! So far, not a peep of argument about the assigned reading, though. I think we’ll start The Black Stallion next week.

Tank got two new giant workbooks from Nana, who picked them up at Costco. He happily worked on them Monday through Wednesday, then declared yesterday that he was too tired to work on anything but drawing (which he did, quietly, in his room) and flat out refused to do anything but watch Go, Diego, Go with our brand new DOG!!!!! this morning. Last week, Tank and I discussed that if he were going to school at his old preschool, he’d only be going four days a week anyway, so anything he does on Fridays schoolwork-wise is lagniappe, anyway. On Monday, I think we’re going to do some more time-telling work, since he’s enjoying that and has grasped the concept of the small hand telling the hour.

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Tagged as: '10-'11 school year, tank goes to homeschool, weekly review

New Curricula Monday

Posted in Homeschoolins, Secular Lernins, Smrt Curriculum by Smrt Mama
Aug 09 2010
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We were able to successfully run the PLATO Earth Science program today, meaning Captain Science could finally start that course. It only took trying three different browsers (wouldn’t open in latest version of IE or in Google Chrome, would open in Firefox) and fiddling with pop-up blockers to make it happen. I printed out the worksheet that accompanies is, a 7-page monstrosity that assumes I have a color printer (I don’t) for him to work on tomorrow while we’re at the La Leche League meeting, because Officer Daddyman has a week on the firing range and won’t be home in the morning so Captain S can stay home.

He also got started with his KidCoder computer programming curriculum today. It was mostly vocabulary and background information on hardware, software, languages, systems, etc., but he was so excited to get going! We got it as a last-minute buy through the Homeschool Buyers Co-op and seems to have been worth the money. Officer Daddyman is helping him with this one.

Captain Science is also using some great computer program Daddyman downloaded to make the cards for his Pantheon Project, which didn’t really get worked on much over the summer, despite our best intentions. Captain S and Daddyman have developed a neat system for the game, a sort of rummy-style 2-4 player game. Anyone interested in playtesting it once it’s finished?

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Tagged as: '10-'11 school year, computers are a useful tool, curriculum, online learning, science is real, secular curriculum, secular lernins

Secular Thursday: Triceratops is a big fat liar (but at least he isn’t a mixed swimmer)

Posted in Secular Thursdays by Smrt Mama
Aug 05 2010
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I might owe the young earth creationists an apology.

They just may have had it right this whole time with the “fossils are a) tricks from the devil to confuse you or b)a test from God to see if you believe in the Bible” thing, because apparently, there’s no such thing as triceratops. I’m not putting you on! The triceratops may just be the juvenile form of another dinosaur, the lesser known and decidedly less awesome torosaurus. Why was this not readily apparent to scientists and all dino-obsessed 7-year-olds? Because the tricera-toro-liar-saur-tops had mother-freaking shapeshifting bones, y’all. If dinosaurs with Transformer heads isn’t a prank from a devil or some trickster god (Loki, perhaps? Anansi? Coyote, maybe?), I just may be disappointed a second time, because this is the kind of bullhonky nonsense that just makes me think none of us actually have the slightest idea about…well, much of anything,really.

This has been my biggest betrayal by science since they decided that Pluto wasn’t actually a planet. Wasn’t it bad enough to find out that the brontosaurus was just apatosaurus with the wrong head stuck on it? Now it’s bizarro morphosaurs Science is stealing my planets and my dinosaurs, and this is unacceptable! Next they’re going to tell me that you CAN get pregnant from a swimming pool (if so, I’ll have to give more props to the ultrafundies yet again for their sensible “no mixed swimming” policy) or that we really don’t have a clue how electricity or magnets work!

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Reading List

Posted in Secular Lernins, Smrt Curriculum by Smrt Mama
Aug 05 2010
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Ok, folks. Give me your suggestions for 5th grade recommended reading.

Yes, I’ve read the many lists on the Internet. I don’t want those lists. Don’t link me to those lists. I want what’s on your lists.

What are your must-reads for a 5th grader? Captain Science is an avid reader, he’s fairly well-read for his age, and his reading ability is probably on a high school level or so. We’ve missed out on a lot of those classics, though, and I want him to have those before the year is over.

Here are some I can think of off the top of my head:
Where the Red Fern Grows
My Side of the Mountain
Hatchet
A Secret Garden
Bridge to Terabithia
Indian in the Cupboard
Island of the Blue Dolphins
The Westing Game
Shiloh (he likes books about dogs)

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Crabby

Posted in Homeschoolins, Secular Lernins by Smrt Mama
Aug 03 2010
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Is it Wednesday yet? No, it clearly isn’t, as I’m using the free WiFi at McDonald’s instead of blogging from the comfort of my own home.

Tuesday is apparently crab cake day, because everybody woke up crabby. I had all of two hours of sleep last night, only about 30 minutes of that consecutive, between Babypie’s unexplained restlessness and Tank’s 3am nightmares. I’m not sure what Captain Science’s boggle was, because he also woke up on the sour and evil side of the bed, throwing and banging things around, hollering at Tank, etc., at least until his run, after which he was sweetness and light. Never, ever, ever doubt the power of a runner’s high as a panacea for disgruntled children and foul dispositions.

It’s only Tuesday and we’re already running out of workbooks for Tank. This might be a problem. I’m still waiting on Ordinary Parents Guide to Teaching Reading, which my mother-in-law is sending, so we’ve been using various workbooks. We’ve done colors, shapes, comparative lengths, sizes, and locations, patterns, copying letters and numbers, for a total of 20 or so workbook pages over just two days. Tank is proving to be as high-needs of a homeschooler as he was a baby! His thirst for knowledge can only be somewhat quenched by drawing robots to demonstrate his comparing abilities and marking up a dozen wipe-off pages.

Captain Science is still in full-on review mode. It’s amazing how much the lernins trickle out of a child’s head over a month of no school work. Yesterday, he forgot what prepositions were and today, he drew a temporary blank on long division. All Swiss cheesing of memory has been swiftly remedied, but I’ll be glad once we’ve reactivated all his stored knowledge cells so we can start moving forward again.

In the spirit of punishing Captain Science for entering the 5th grade and turning 10 this fall, I have started assigning him some of those great books I remember reading in 5th grade. Why punishing? Well, I started the kid off with Where the Red Fern Grows today. He picked it up, looked at it, and said, “I am guessing this book ends like Old Yeller and the dogs die.” I told him that in books like that, the dog almost always dies, because the dog represents the innocence of child/boyhood. He rolled his eyes at me a little bit, but I like putting that idea in his head as he’s reading. We’re starting to work on symbolism and literary criticism this year, looking deeper into texts. If he knows that dogs represent something and that dogs usually die in books, he might start looking a little more deeply into why they die. Or maybe he’ll just do what I did and bawl when Old Dan and Little Ann bite it.

Apropos of nothing, Babypie has a mosquito bite on her face that makes her look like she’s been on the losing end of a boxing match.

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Homeschool 2010-2011: GAME ON!

Posted in Homeschoolins, Secular Lernins, The Tank by Smrt Mama
Aug 02 2010
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We’ve successfully started our school year on a positive foot! Captain Science rocked his first day of fifth grade (seriously, am I old enough to have a 5th grader? when did this happen?) and Tank thoroughly enjoyed his first day of homeschooling.

Captain S. woke up at 8 and by the time I was downstairs at 8:15, had his morning chore completed, was dressed, had been on his run, and had eaten breakfast. He filled out his daily schedule, deciding he would do history, grammar review, and then math review. He finished his history chapter, a two page spread on Bronze Age China in History: The Definitive Visual Guide, in under a half-hour, then did a few sentences in Practice Town, which necessitated a brief review of the various phrases, and then did a pass on the final bridge of Life of Fred: Decimals and Percents. He’s gung-ho about starting his new materials and his online classes (which he can on Wednesday, when our Internet is hooked up!).

Tank loves, loves, loves his school work. He did about eight pages on colors in a wipe-off work book and then another five or six pages in a book on opposites. I had to actually cut him off and send him to do some other tasks. I insisted that “block time” was an important part of pre-school and that he needed to go down and play with blocks for a while. We also had a little trampschooling for a while, when I put him on the minitramp for exercise time. I’m going to have to come up with a lot more to do, even when we add in the reading stuff.

All in all, great first day. Go us!

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Not dead. Merely Stunned.

Posted in Homeschoolins, Secular Lernins, Smrt Curriculum by Smrt Mama
Jul 12 2010
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We’re back from our week-long vacation with Officer Daddyman’s family. We fell in love with the Asheville area and were sorry to leave it.

Now we’re home, however, and the frenzy of school year prep and buying has begun. Shortly before we left for our trip, we ordered a subscription to the PLATO Life Science and Earth/Space Science courses for Captain Science. I’m glad to have science taken care of, as that is the one area where I worry about finding comprehensive materials that are secular/scientific enough for our needs. I ordered these courses at Patchfire’s recommendations, so Captain Science and Eclectic Girl will still be right about apace with their science, which means we could still get together to do a little work occasionally.

Another area I’ve stressed over is that of extracurricular activities, especially art. Daddyman really wanted to start doing some computer programming with Captain Science this year, too. We really lucked out by making it home just in time to take advantage of the last minute deal on the KidCoder computer programming curriculum through the Homeschool Buyers Co-op. We’re also picking up the Meet the Masters series for both boys. We’re probably getting bundle 4, which includes Tracks A, B, and C for ages 5-7. Even though Captain Science is well above that age level, he has had almost no formal art instruction, so I think he’d be best served by starting with something very simple. If he enjoys it and needs a higher level, we’ll pick up the bundle for his age group, too. We’ll have access to the course for three full years, since each track is supposed to take about a school year.

We still have to place our order for Life of Fred: Beginning Algebra and Fred’s Home Companion, as well as Captain Science’s Michael Clay Thompson materials for the year and Tank’s Ordinary Parent’s Guide to Teaching Reading materials. We’re also starting a new organization system to help us stay on top of our materials, using a folder system similar to the one Daddyman uses for organizing his own paperwork.

I’m starting to get so excited about the next school year! How’s your planning/prep going?

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